On the Eagle debate, I am inclined to agree with Mr Newton, but let's do a test.

Lloydie, now that you are a bit of a short hitter can you reach the 5th in two from the forward tee?

I guess if you can, it must be a par 4:->

well done to penney great hole in one i heard brilliant well done so thats now me penney paddy chris hogg rob w neil and dave x2 now where the bloody hell is lloydies name oh well maybe one day rob hope your all ok see soon cant wait xxx

hi guys a small request for those going to the tour please could you get me a jar of bisto instant gravy granules would be really thankfull gravy here is shit getting closer see u all soon to kick arse xx

or maybe its the wifes cooking

Anyone fulfilling Charlie's wish.
Don't take the Chicken ones, they are on the banned list for USA. You can take the beef ones but must declare them on customs forms. THEY WILL BE FOUND BY THE SNIFFER DOGS.
Chaz, can you get them through Oz customs. I know they can be a bit fussy as well.

He really has been most generous lately. Even offered me a bet on Scotland v England on Saturday. I tried to negotiate the draw but he wouldn't have that but as there are very few people alive who can recall the last time Scotland won on the opening day of the 6 nations maybe I did have a cheek asking! I have been decorating recently and it has been a dreadful problem trying to get paint to match the colour of all the fivers I have pasted on the walls.
Candy from a baby ;-)

Muppet, counting and forming meaningful sentences are not your strong suit.

As I recall you were 1 up after 9 and lucky to have that.

Perhaps you have forgotten that you failed to get your ball out of the bunker on 9 and then grounded your club in the the same bunker like Thomas Bjorn did at the open in 2002 - cost him The Open, you just had friendly opponent:-)
THE CROC SENT THIS AFTER OUR SUMMER MATCH PLAY SEMI.
Theres a saying people in glass house don`t XXXXXXXXXXXX
POOR BOY ONLY WENT AND DONE THE SAME THING ON SATURDAY! How i kept it quite until the 16th i don`t know. Another 2 holes and the world would have known!
Like i said at the time, golfs a funny old game and we all get the bollock ACHE and lose our heads at times.
AT LEASED THE CROC KNOWS HOW EASY ITS TO DO!
HOPE the sentences are meaningful!
The best bit was, did he think i didn`t see it?
BE BACK TOMORROW TO LET KNOW ABOUT THE OUTCOME OF THE PAUL BARNETT SCANDAL ON THE 9th hole.

Its the heat of the moment of madness, when you don"t even realise you done anything wrong.
Still finishing my ARTICLE on paul b, hopefully be done for everyone to read tomorrow. As del said, 2 people can't be wrong.

WHOOOAAAAAA THERE CROC. JERRY IS JUST A BABE IN ARMS AS FAR AS TANTUMS GO, YOU ARE STILL THE LEADER IN THAT FIELD

hope your neck gets better rob i hear from little lloydie you are out for two months mate bit of gossip for you i have been suspended from the 1n2 club for improper conduct with the enemy your gang THE FAT ARSE CLUB LOL

i have been suspended from the 1n2 club for improper conduct, SENT BY DAVE B.
Played golf with Paul Barnett for over 5 years and i know one thing from playing with him he does not CHEAT. But we all love a wind-up.
The Duff shot = Day after i sent email to dave but saying. "what ever i say just go along with it" SO the wind-up began. The CROC was NOT told because i new he would jump on the action not being the brunt of it himself.
The bit i made up knowing Paul will do his bollocks was, HE EVEN PULLED HIS TROLLEY TO THE NEXT SHOT, you don`t do that unless you have took a shot. THEN the 3 blind mice came out, Then R white put his 2p in, remember he said it was a 7. Next thing paul resigned and told everyone had empty lockers.
I could go ON & ON but we all read the rest.
ALL i want to tell Paul is everything went wrong because butler always saw himself the number 1 in the 1n2 club. The GREAT round of 43 points the week before put you in the number 1 position, yes you overtook dave. HE DIDN`T LIKE THAT. suspended , YOU GOT TO KICK HIM OUT FOREVER. HE TURNED ON YOU.
Why did i write the wrong score on your card? I think it was the SHOCK of you going to the clubhouse to buy a Drink/kitkat.
Will never ask dave or rob your score again!!

BUT WHEN YOU WAS ASKED YOU SAID IT WAS A 7, you was the one who started it all !!!!!
Now you tell me on saturday that DELL'S drive has been Non-Conforming Driver since 2008.
Why are you PICKING on the barnetts?

Oh no, you've finally caught up with me....it's because they are both so much betterer than me:(

What!!?!?!?....Hollis a 6 handicap!!!! He just scored 4 under par off 7!!

Sometimes you just do not know what people will do to stay at the top of the points list.
Car park saturday morning. "you ok lloydie you don`t look to good" No mate got the shits BAD. " Take these tablets & there sort you out" Took the tablets and after the 4th hole belly was making funny sounds, hit my second on the 5th, the other boys must of thought whats he up to all they could see was me running in the bushes. That was the first of 5 in 10 minutes. Done it again on 6th, these were the size of mole hills. 7 & 8 theres no bushes so i told the boys i`ve got to give up. JUST made it to the clubhouse, even the bloke in the cube nextdoor said" sounds like you just got here in time , then , FUCKING HELL its time for me to go.
Finished up took clubs to car even left my golf shoes on, drove home. 15 min max. FUCKING VW EVENT at sandown, belly start going mad, it got to a point i needed to fart but new what might happen. Had old towel on back seat because traffic was slow i put that under me because i new if i have to go there no where not even the hard shoulder.
The PAIN was so bad i had to fart and ended up SHITing myself. I never new the body could hold so much shit. Good job i have my own drive, got car nearly outside front door and and the mrs open the front door & said what up with you. I`ve shit myself and need to go again. Got undressed in the bath, gold shoes still on. The towel saved the car seat but was never seen again...
I NOW KNOW WHY DAVE BUTLER TELLS SO MUCH SHIT BECAUSE YOUR BODY HOLDS LOADS OF IT!!

i just pissed myself laughing at that well done lloydie

Blimey Lloydy, you are supposed to take one after every "Movement"
They only come in packs of six and are not miracle workers.
Sounds like you needed a cork and a tube of No More Nails!

Struggling to find a name for a bush or indeed a molehill that might be appropriate but the 5th & 6th holes could be named Montezuma's Revenge, 7 & or 8 could be called "Nowhere to Go".
Also if your partners could see you "Running in the bushes" you did not go far enough in! I drove past there this week and was surprised at the enterprise of Paul & Jon at the club as they were advertising free manure!

Well today saw the formation of yet another group at Trads to join the 1n2! "The Pirates" includes in it's membership, Captain Jack Sparrow (Hollis) and Captain Balbossa (Larry), the latter scoring an incredible 10 under handicap with 2 blobs! Making a strong application to join was Stephen who claims to be a 6 handicap and scored an impressive 40 points!

Form comes & form goes, so when a man or 2 play well for a spell they should be patted on the back. NOT SLAPPED IN THE FACE. Well done to Larry, played with him last week and he said the games really coming good. Well done.
AS FOR BUTLER, ANOTHER SET OF NEW CUSTOM FITTED CLUBS, PING BUT HE DIDN'T DRIVE ALL NIGHT BUT HAD THE SAME RESULTS, ALL MY SHIT FROM LAST WEEK!!!

Thanks Lloydie for noticeing my improved form latley at least some onecan leave a good coment without the pirate theme thanks Lloydie